Desperate Housewives Quotes - TV Fanatic

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As Susan left her driveway, she had a feeling she was being watched and she was. The ghosts of people who had part of Wisteria Lane were gazing upon her as she passed. They watched her as they watched everyone always hoping the living could learn to put away rage and sorrow bitterness and regret. These ghosts watch wanting people to remember that even the most desperate life is oh...so wonderful.

Mary Alice

It's funny. Some people never get to know the folks next door. They share a fence and nothing else, and we shared everything. How did we get to be so lucky?

Susan

You and me, we're doing a tango.

Carlos

Did you see those legs? How could you not want to be married to those legs?

Susan

You're talking to a woman who gave herself salmonella to lose 10 pounds before the prom.

Renee

I cannot tell you how relieved I am that you weren't convicted. Seriously, you have any idea how living across the street from a murderer can affect housing prices?

Lee

It's so important to say these things when you can because when it's over, it's over.

Roy

Let me tell you about a neighborhood. It's not just a bunch of houses in the same place. It's a community. It's lives that are connected, people who care about each other. I know it sounds sappy, but damn it, it's true. And these wonderful people I've lived beside they're my family.

Mrs. McCluskey

I'm sorry. I've never been good with ass comments.

Susan

Mrs. McCluskey: Gaby, those kids of yours are turning into serial killers before our very eyes.
Gaby: Okay, I'm not going to argue with you because you're sick and totally correct.

Well, part of your discretion is falling out of your blouse.

Bree

Killers don't wear aprons.

Susan

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