Ash vs Evil Dead Quotes - Page 3

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Kelly: [after seeing Ash hide duck for cover] What's the matter?
Ash: Oh, the cops. They get all squirrely when they find a demon baby in a trunk.

Brandy: [after seeing Demon Ash] What the hell!?
Ash: That's what I was trying to tell you. Ruby went to Kandarian Kinko's and this asshole popped out.

Brandy: So are you saying that you ARE a demon?
Ruby: Oh honey, no ... but your dad is.

Ruby: Hundreds of years I spent looking for that book. And two years in this shithole of a school.
Brandy: [to Ash] Oh my God, you were right!

[after eating heated Pop-Tart] Oh my God, this is so much better toasted!

I can't believe this. A week ago I was cramming for midterms and now I'm running from the cops!

Brandy

Do you know what evil is Kelly? It's power without fear ... without guilt ... without pain.

Ruby

You're almost there. Once that idiot Ash Williams is dead, you and I will go on to immortal glory.

Ruby

Sumeria Woman: Poor Gary, at least he died battling evil.
Ash: Actually he picked a fight with my 75 year old dad.

Pablo: How about a ride on the Pablo-stache Kelly?
Kelly: You're not tall enough!

You made it Pablito. But your journey, is far from over.

Brujo

Kelly: I thought I lost you, for real this time.
Pablo: Shit, where's Ash!?
Kelly: Wow, okay!