You're all right stupid Flanders, you're all right.Homer
Homer: Yeah, but doesn't the money go to schools?
Apu: You have been to our schools, what do you think?
For once the Indian has been outsourced.
Convenience forever, freshness never!
The hot dogs spin counter clockwise in fear when you arrive.
Apu: Mr. Homer, you inadvertently left your nuclear power plant ID in the birthday card rack.
Homer: I can't lose that, it's the best picture I have.
Apu: I am more concerned with global terrorism. America's enemies would give anything for your nuclear knowledge.
Homer: Yeah. I do know a lot about nuclears.
Apu: And America has so many enemies: Iran, Iraq, China, Mordor, the hoochies that laid low Tiger Woods, undesirable immigrants, by which I mean everyone that came after me, including my children.
Oh my god! If a dead fish and a homeless person had a baby and the baby puked, and a dog ate the puke, this smells like the rear end of that dog!</i> Apu
(to Skinner) It would be a shame if the next fire you fought was in hell!
Apu: Are you suggesting we should steal?
Moe: Hey, it ain't stealing if you take it fast.
Apu: Mr Burns, just jump into the net!
Mr. Burns: What's in it for me?
Moe: Just jump!
(While playing Earthland Realms)
Apu: That Cobra King over there is actually Snake.
Snake: The prison guards think I'm getting my online law degree. Haw haw.
He was a good man. (He rips of Skinners leg and eats it) A good, moist man.</i> Apu